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    #49
    Originally posted by farmaholic View Post
    That's just the beginning....
    Small feet, folically challenged, a keg instead of a six pack, afew good teeth, ghostly white legs devoid of much hair, scrawny arms, shave weekly.... did I forget anything?
    Wow them's some dam fine characteristics, I might stop over sometime in the Plymouth Fury II, featuring the fully automatic transmission, with three Old Milwaukee's in a bag and we'll listen to some Barry Manilow tunes on the 8-track three speaker stereo.

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      #50
      Originally posted by rumrocks View Post
      Wow them's some dam fine characteristics, I might stop over sometime in the Plymouth Fury II, featuring the fully automatic transmission, with three Old Milwaukee's in a bag and we'll listen to some Barry Manilow tunes on the 8-track three speaker stereo.
      ........yeeeee haw!

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        #51
        OMG Barry Manilow? You guys are hosers.
        Blaithan is bang on as usual.
        Like Forrest Gump, I know what love is. It just took too long to figure it out. And isn't that life really?
        Friend died at 61 on Monday. He had just found his true soulmate.
        Oh well, at least I'm still a sucker for a great pair of legs.

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          #52
          It seems Agriville may have spawned a romantic encounter.

          First Blaithlin put up her personal ad including all of the most important attributes, employment status, and livestock ownership. This evidently inspired Farmaholic to offer up his own personal ad, with a generous description of not only his personality traits, but also his physical stature, to attempt to impress the lady. To top it all off, he even put up a picture of his generous dowry. Blaithlin seems to be impressed by his description. I probably should warn her that most people will overestimate their own physical qualities on dating sites, so while he may sound like a really good catch ( for a farmer), he may not be quite as physically attractive in real life as he lets on in his description.

          Please let us know how the relationship blossoms, and how the cows get along, and for goodness sakes Blaithlin, consult with Blackpowder before you let Farmaholic move in, to protect your herd in the event of a breakup.

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            #53
            Originally posted by AlbertaFarmer5 View Post
            It seems Agriville may have spawned a romantic encounter.

            First Blaithlin put up her personal ad including all of the most important attributes, employment status, and livestock ownership. This evidently inspired Farmaholic to offer up his own personal ad, with a generous description of not only his personality traits, but also his physical stature, to attempt to impress the lady. To top it all off, he even put up a picture of his generous dowry. Blaithlin seems to be impressed by his description. I probably should warn her that most people will overestimate their own physical qualities on dating sites, so while he may sound like a really good catch ( for a farmer), he may not be quite as physically attractive in real life as he lets on in his description.

            Please let us know how the relationship blossoms, and how the cows get along, and for goodness sakes Blaithlin, consult with Blackpowder before you let Farmaholic move in, to protect your herd in the event of a breakup.
            Well look at that, Agriville morphed into a dating website. Blaithin might get tired of my stress of dealing with a couple of ex-wives, the current one and several mistresses, but I am always open to the possibility of a better prospect!

            Did I mention I don't have a driver's license and am usually broke because of over due and delinquent child support payments for several kids in different households. Visitations can be very interesting because usually all of the kids don't get along all of the time....but we make it through, it's usually the three born in the same year that fight the most!

            Blaithin, feel free to private message me any time. I can usual reply with a coherent response after I sober up. Sometimes it takes me several days to reply..... but I always do. I have my good reputation to maintain.

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              #54
              Farma please send; your ex wives phone numbers and defining personality characteristics; what number of chickens you think are too many; your favourite Sandra Bullock movie; and your feelings of salt on watermelon.

              I’ll add the info to my spread sheet to see how you rank.

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                #55
                Originally posted by Blaithin View Post
                Farma please send; your ex wives phone numbers and defining personality characteristics; what number of chickens you think are too many; your favourite Sandra Bullock movie; and your feelings of salt on watermelon.

                I’ll add the info to my spread sheet to see how you rank.
                I don't have the Ex's phone numbers, restraining orders prevents me from contacting them.
                None of the Ex's had a sense of humour.
                There's no such thing as too many chickens.
                Who is Sandra Bullock?
                Salt on my watermelon aggravates my sky high blood pressure....medication is for pansies!

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                  #56
                  This is even more fun than picking on Chuck. Glad to see you two hitting it off so well. This may just be your ticket out of the Ghetto Farma.

                  But before you say there is no such thing as too many chickens, you may want to clarify where the living quarters for the chickens are located. My next door neighbor kept her ducks in the house, and it caused some tensions with her significant other. Probably shouldn't be a deal breaker, but good to know, nothing worse than slipping on chicken **** on the stairs while stumbling around in a drunken stupor.
                  Last edited by AlbertaFarmer5; Jun 10, 2020, 09:46.

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                    #57
                    Originally posted by AlbertaFarmer5 View Post
                    This is even more fun than picking on Chuck. Glad to see you two hitting it off so well. This may just be your ticket out of the Ghetto Farma.

                    But before you say there is no such thing as too many chickens, you may want to clarify where the living quarters for the chickens are located. My next door neighbor kept her ducks in the house, and it caused some tensions with her significant other. Probably shouldn't be a deal breaker, but good to know, nothing worse than slipping on chicken **** on the stairs while stumbling around in a drunken stupor.
                    Ghetto mobile homes don't have stairs in them.....I'm good to go! Bring on the chickens, hope they get along with the pet skunk.

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                      #58
                      Oh so I’d have to move to a trailer in the ghetto despite living in such a nice area myself.

                      I see how this is.

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                        #59
                        Originally posted by Blaithin View Post
                        Oh so I’d have to move to a trailer in the ghetto despite living in such a nice area myself.

                        I see how this is.
                        No, I think he is bringing his manufactured home( sounds so much better) with him when he escapes the Slum. Must be sentimental.

                        And as an added bonus, If he brings his own home on wheels to live in in your yard, He won't be able to make a claim on your humble abode, Like he did with the first six wives. How do you think he came to be in possession of such a Mobile mansion in the first place , Sounds like it's not his first rodeo either
                        Last edited by AlbertaFarmer5; Jun 10, 2020, 12:04.

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                          #60
                          Originally posted by AlbertaFarmer5 View Post
                          No, I think he is bringing his manufactured home( sounds so much better) with him when he escapes the Slum. Must be sentimental.

                          And as an added bonus, If he brings his own home on wheels to live in in your yard, He won't be able to make a claim on your humble abode, Like he did with the first six wives. How do you think he came to be in possession of such a Mobile mansion in the first place , Sounds like it's not his first rodeo either
                          There's alot of memories in that trailer of being rode hard and put away wet(rodeo?), hasn't affected me yet, hasn't affected me yet, hasn't affected me yet.

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