Interesting Arrangement

[parsley]

That would almost be more dangerous on a first date than a line of tequila shots...

I know lots of AVers, personally. Am in contact with them. Have been for years. Even had lunch with some!

Although Helms, the raspberry wine sounds like a sumdum trick, all right, and she’ll serve one of her 99 proof batch.... Pars

[TSIPP]

[QUOTE=parsley;455209]I know lots of AVers, personally. Am in contact with them. Have been for years. Even had lunch with some!

I met you at least once, I was a close neighbour of Gordon and Shirley, about 1 1/2 north west.
I left mom and dads farm in 86.

[farmaholic]

How can farm resist an offer like that, and especially if I bring the wine... Pars

I will have to be on my best behavior, say please and thank you, no swearing..... don't know if I can do it.

[helmsdale]

I know lots of AVers, personally. Am in contact with them. Have been for years. Even had lunch with some!

I often wonder if I've crossed paths with a few. I loaded grain at alot of farmyards all over western Canada when I was doing the commercial trucking thing. A young expanding family, and enough acres to keep me otherwise occupied kinda put a stop to that though.

That aside, it's threads like this one that keep me coming back to agriville. I've smiled, laughed, and snorted whatever I was drinking while reading through it!

[parsley]

I will have to be on my best behavior, say please and thank you, no swearing..... don't know if I can do it.

Don’t think sumdum and I could tolerate you if you were on your best behaviour.....😀

[parsley]

Parsley, let me know when you are coming our way. I’ll make you some beetniks. Farmaholic can come too, but please no chickens.

I have to make a trip to Regina someday. Business. Will be in touch

[burnt]

Well you didn’t woo your wife with cows... unless she really wanted to help them!

WARNING (If it's not too late): Don't be fooled by the appearance. They are excellent milkers.

Or Farma wouldn't own them. Because "milking" is one of his stronger "qualities", you know?

make a claim on your humble abode, Like he did with the first six wives.

SIX!!??

Commonly claims 5 and some have heard of up to 7 on good authority. Another spread sheet column needed?

That's just the beginning....
Small feet, folically challenged, a keg instead of a six pack, afew good teeth, ghostly white legs devoid of much hair, scrawny arms, shave weekly.... did I forget anything?

Yes. Yes, you forgot something. There was no mention that those small feet get cold very quickly, by 5 or 6 or 7 reports.

In fact, a seasoned marriage counselor would pick up on the clear message that this was already displayed in Charmaholic's later posts on this thread.

But hey it's a free country. At the start, anyway...

So don't call us when you see the back of the trailer heading out the driveway with your chickens.

Hope this didn't spoil anything promising - promising - promising

[ColevilleH2S]

Don’t pick on Parsley , tried that lol . She one tough cookie. But also very intelligent and understands right from wrong ... more than a lot

Just don't entrust her with your personal information, she will dox you at the drop of a hat. Been there, done that, got the tee-shirt.

[sumdumguy]

I have to make a trip to Regina someday. Business. Will be in touch

Wanna show you sumting 👍

[Blaithin]

So don't call us when you see the back of the trailer heading out the driveway with your chickens

SOMEBODY WOULD STEAL MY CHICKENS?!?!!

No wonder being single is the better option. No chance of lost or stolen chicken custody.

[Blaithin]

No stealing necessary, this one can be free to a good home. $2.50 value and has eaten at least $5 of food in a week. Probably be a good obstacle chicken, can figure out how to escape anything so far.

[farmaholic]

Capitalize on it's intelligence and teach it to play the piano.

[Blaithin]

I’ll probably just eat it.

[farmaholic]

I’ll probably just eat it.

"Revenge"?

Now you know why some animals eat their young.

[AlbertaFarmer5]

My how things can change in a day. Yesterday I was to start my own matchmaking business I had done so well. I only had four potential candidates, that would be two potential matches (Well maybe quite a few more Combinations and permutations in this day and age ). And it seems that I have failed on both counts.
Farma already left, With custody of the chickens, And seems to have hooked up with parsley. Chuck is still single and bitter and miserable. Did Blaithlin at least get to keep the generous dowry of the supermodel cows?

Blaithlin, Will you help me to redeem my reputation , and give Chuck a chance? Perhaps you can do something really romantic on the first date, such as join and antifa rally , Or burn some police cars. Maybe he will even let you touch his signed copy of Communist manifesto, On the way to the NDP convention