Interesting Arrangement

[Blaithin]

I think Chuck is too old for me.

[woodland]

My how things can change in a day. Yesterday I was to start my own matchmaking business I had done so well. I only had four potential candidates, that would be two potential matches (Well maybe quite a few more Combinations and permutations in this day and age ). And it seems that I have failed on both counts.
Farma already left, With custody of the chickens, And seems to have hooked up with parsley. Chuck is still single and bitter and miserable. Did Blaithlin at least get to keep the generous dowry of the supermodel cows?

Blaithlin, Will you help me to redeem my reputation , and give Chuck a chance? Perhaps you can do something really romantic on the first date, such as join and antifa rally , Or burn some police cars. Maybe he will even let you touch his signed copy of Communist manifesto, On the way to the NDP convention

Are you a comedian on the side? 😉

Just asking as we might need one for an organization I’m on that usually gets one for the AGM.

Diversify the income possibly ..............

[farmaholic]

Farma already left, With custody of the chickens,....

Looking to negotiate chicken support payments and a visitation schedule.

[furrowtickler]

You guys need to step it up a bit for Blathin me thinks ....

https://music.apple.com/ca/album/i-just-want-to-dance-with-you/1444041057?i=1444041372

[AlbertaFarmer5]

I think Chuck is too old for me.

Farma take note of What you're missing out. Look how polite well mannered and considerately Blaithin is. That is the nicest turn down Chuck has ever received. Her mother must have taught her well if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all. Most of his rejections involves words like self righteous, intolerant, self centered, condescending , holier-than-thou, hypocritical, bigoted know it all, completely lacking any sense of humour or compassion, Plus a bunch of nouns unfit to print. Whereas Blaithin just politely tell him he's too old.
PS, Isn't it funny how every other poster seems to know who Chuck is is personal details, With the exception of chuck himself who is still in denial about his own identity.
We should be careful, or Chuck will accuse us of practicing ageism. How dare you discriminate based on age.

[Blaithin]

You guys need to step it up a bit for Blathin me thinks ....

https://music.apple.com/ca/album/i-just-want-to-dance-with-you/1444041057?i=1444041372

Good choice.

If you’d picked a Bon Jovi ballad you’d have won the thread. Cows or no cows.

[Blaithin]

Farma take note of What you're missing out. Look how polite well mannered and considerately Blaithin is. That is the nicest turn down Chuck has ever received. Her mother must have taught her well if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all. Most of his rejections involves words like self righteous, intolerant, self centered, condescending , holier-than-thou, hypocritical, bigoted know it all, completely lacking any sense of humour or compassion, Plus a bunch of nouns unfit to print. Whereas Blaithin just politely tell him he's too old.
PS, Isn't it funny how every other poster seems to know who Chuck is is personal details, With the exception of chuck himself who is still in denial about his own identity.
We should be careful, or Chuck will accuse us of practicing ageism. How dare you discriminate based on age.

I have no clue who Chuck is or his personal details. There are just some posters who type in ways, and about things, that make them sound older than the general age group I would have under consideration for a date. He’s one of them.

If a girl can’t be ageist when choosing a fella, well... I’m still going to be!

[furrowtickler]

Good choice.

If you’d picked a Bon Jovi ballad you’d have won the thread. Cows or no cows.

Darn lol .
I will leave that to others here , My wife loves Bon Jovi as well 👍👍

Keep being real , very few are 🤠

[burnt]

Oh don't be too quick on the age thing - Grandpa's 65 and was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning when the young lady behind him leaned on her horn because he was taking too long to place his order.


“Take the high road,” he muttered. So when he got to the first window he paid for her order along with ours.


The cashier must have told her what he'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to him and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that he had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.


When he got to the second window he showed them both receipts and took her food too, and shot me a wicked grin.


Now she has to go back to the end of the line and start all over.

Don't honk your horn at old people.

DISCLAIMER: This didn't really happen. It was just the best place I could find to insert the best joke I've heard in a while...

[chuckChuck]

Speaking of match making. Agriville, where the men are real "conservative" men and the sheep are nervous!

Don't be insulted its only a joke!

My apologies to Sheep and Mallee our bonafide shepherds on site. I am sure Mallee has heard his fair share of crude Aussie sheep jokes.

Speaking of which have you heard the Stones Song " Get off of My Cloud"? When they perform in sheep country, they often change the lyrics "hey you get off my cloud" to "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe"

Baaaaaaad sheep jokes. I hope the animal rights activists don't take offense.

[Blaithin]

I’ve never heard Hey McLeod, Get Off of my Ewe.

But I have heard Dirty Deeds, Done With Sheep.

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Thanks for showing your lighter side and contributing to the thread. I am more than happy to be proven wrong in my estimation of your character above.

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Are you a comedian on the side? 😉

Just asking as we might need one for an organization I’m on that usually gets one for the AGM.

Diversify the income possibly ..............

I must be a comedian, everything I say here causes Chuck to laugh out loud. But otherwise, while I am flattered, public speaking is not my forte. But you should ask Farma, he seems to have an endless supply of material.

[parsley]

Just don't entrust her with your personal information, she will dox you at the drop of a hat. Been there, done that, got the tee-shirt.

I doxed you, Cole? Huh? I don’t think so...

[malleefarmer]

My Montana friends , family friends goes back to late 70s generational.

Will in his mid 20s was here for 4 months , cattle rancher bull breeder nice guy humourous.

Never seemed to have a lot of luck with women.

Used to email every now and then and always how’s the lady situation.

Never gave away much.

Low and behold got invite in mail to wedding alas couldn’t make the cowboy wedding.

So I rang him when I heard the news.

Well peter, she’s got 60 head of cattle , rents a little land,a nurse , helps her dad, has 3/4 and one tonne pick ups, a haulin trailer, here’s the kicker, she got her own welder air compressor and full set of Milwaukee tools lol.

Stayed with em in 17 she’s a cracker