Getting desperate ...humour

[malleefarmer]

Things drying out here big time

Rain forecast over weekend a nick of time rain.

Nieghbour asked last night how much rain I said short changed if we don’t get 5 mm but potentially 10 plus even 15 mm

He quipped back I would suck c o c k for 10 mm

Hmmm well we need rain bit I dunno.......

[Wheatking]

Things drying out here big time

Rain forecast over weekend a nick of time rain.

Nieghbour asked last night how much rain I said short changed if we don’t get 5 mm but potentially 10 plus even 15 mm

He quipped back I would suck c o c k for 10 mm

Hmmm well we need rain bit I dunno.......

So how'd it feel and what going to do to make sure he gets that rain now.

[the big wheel]

I guess it’s Like they say the weather can be a real c-ck sucker to figure out some times.

As shitty as it is I ll just collect my crap insurance.

[farmaholic]

Things drying out here big time

Rain forecast over weekend a nick of time rain.

Nieghbour asked last night how much rain I said short changed if we don’t get 5 mm but potentially 10 plus even 15 mm

He quipped back I would suck c o c k for 10 mm

Hmmm well we need rain bit I dunno.......

Is the "cunning linguist" option available?

[malleefarmer]

29 c blowing its guts north inland wind.

Oh I forgot to mention If the Nieghbour was female ........

Changes whole scenario

[farmaholic]

29 c blowing its guts north inland wind.

Oh I forgot to mention the Nieghbour is female but I’m married

Now it makes sense.

I was hoping your "fellow" neighbor wasn't that desperate.

If you weren't married..... do you think you would have tried to make it rain?

[malleefarmer]

Now it makes sense.

I was hoping your "fellow" neighbor wasn't that desperate.

If you weren't married..... do you think you would have tried to make it rain?

Well heck if I wasn’t married I’d love to test the theory

Imagine if it helped with climate change puts a whole new aspect to it

Probably become a climate change believer

[farmaholic]

You can be Rain Man.

[the big wheel]

29 c blowing its guts north inland wind.

Oh I forgot to mention If the Nieghbour was female ........

Changes whole scenario

Well fk CRAPinsurance then!!! I ll take my chances.

[malleefarmer]

Sky is dark as dogs guts here early evening hope I get some unwanted Canadian harvest rain thanks for sharing

[malleefarmer]

Murraylands for Saturday Cloudy. Very high chance of rain, most likely late this afternoon and evening. Winds N/NW 15 to 20 km/h shifting S/SW in the early afternoon. Daytime maximum temperatures between 19 and 23.

[malleefarmer]

Rain looks like might be complete dud which is unusual we always get something just lessened total.

Saturday arvo boy gone to his girlfriends 100 kms away I’m gonna go take so crop pics for ya.

Backin a fewhours