Hey admin Nicole

[Blaithin]

But how do you ensure there is enough room for expansion without?

The eye can deceive. Better be safe than sorry.
I've already started booking agriville members for your custom measuring services. Book soon to avoid the Christmas rush.

It’s stretchy yarn. I have absolutely no worries of anyone over filling them. Quite the opposite! Too loose and chafing will probably be enhanced.

[burnt]

I support everything unequivocally.

Isn't life wonderful since you and I responded to that altar call offered by that premium minstrel guy (he sounded SO CONvincingly nice)?

And the sweet surrender of sinking into the frothy promise - excited by feminine allure - of eternal security of every good thing if you will only entrust your all, your ALL to me, he and the taxman - who could resist the Crystally sheen of the promise of FREE land?

And, like, no more exhausting exercising of that over-developed grey mass jiggling about in our skulls!
(Really, evolution seemed to exceed its utility when it selected the ability to exert critical reasoning abilities, no?)

Like all we really needed to do all along was accept without any question the ethereal edicts of those Unitarian minds who decreed that their word was the consensus of the millions who they never met...

So now, Brother jazz, from the dizzy heights of the vantage point of Liberal enlightenment, isn't it nearly impossible to believe that there are those - and, unbelievably so - who still regard the lord of our land as nothing more than pond scum slithering across the surface of the cesspool of Llliberal self-aggrandizing and personal enrichment schemes containered in the sacred decorum of the halls of the government of this utopian chimera?

A land where abundant resources are unneeded and stymied opportunities backed by ambition whither skewered on hopeful promises - ah, what am i saying - what need is there for opportunity or effort after we see that we can survive by simply sinking into the good favor the boy wearing pretty socks and carrying a sack of candy? ((We do not begrudge him that sack, it may be the only one he'll ever have, no?)

A land where there is no more need for special crocheted mittens, because didn't we find out that the first step to acceptance into this new world is the complete removal of any appendages that might be anatomically distinguishing?

An amazing land where - against all odds - we will be warmed by the sun and cooled by the wind?

And the sweet harmony of Kum Bye Jaw...

jazz, Please forgive my tardy learning here - but did you hear this too - why did other pilgrims further along this journey tell us to bring a large container of Vaseline - it's the only thing we'll really need...?

[Blaithin]

I’ve told a few men all they really need in life is Vaseline. They never seem to find that advice appealing 🤔

[burnt]

I’ve told a few men all they really need in life is Vaseline. They never seem to find that advice appealing 🤔

It's not like you were being singled out...

[Blaithin]

Didn’t think I was.

Look, I found an Angriville meme!

[the big wheel]

I’ve told a few men all they really need in life is Vaseline. They never seem to find that advice appealing 🤔

Probably because you never gave them directions for use either.

[TSIPP]

Excellent thread. Great banter. Sorry i missed it. Reminds us of the basics in life we get the most value from.

I’m hoping that you missed the down under selfie, that penal colony has some issues.

[malleefarmer]

I’m hoping that you missed the down under selfie, that penal colony has some issues.

Sharp very sharp talking your wit

[tweety]

Someone could create an "Off Topic" thread and just post whatever is the political hot topic of the day, let the thread banter on, it will always float up if someone posts. Lots of sites do this successfully.

A solution for now and won't clutter the Ag topics.

[burnt]

Someone could create an "Off Topic" thread and just post whatever is the political hot topic of the day, let the thread banter on, it will always float up if someone posts. Lots of sites do this successfully.

A solution for now and won't clutter the Ag topics.

Another idea would be for users to not post under multiple aliases. Or, you know, just stick with posting under their own...