US Election 2020

[the big wheel]

all i wanna know is , WTF is CTV and CBC gonna do for a newscast

Probably reporting who’s going to jail. Lol
Turnip
Turnip jr
Eric turnip
Son in law turnip
Rudy Rudy Rudy famous statement today
“Do they think we re stupid or what? “
In reference to the fact that trump told his voters to not vote in advance but vote at the polls therefore that meant more democrats would be voting by advance mail in then republicans. Then to amazement they can’t figure out why when the mail ins are counted turnips lead is magically disappearing. Lmao hahahahaha
You couldn’t write a better Abbott and Costello
3 stooges movie if you tried.

[fjlip]

And after that news...fire them all, nothing to see, Dumbycrats are perfect god like, flawless angels!

[Kevinglyfos]

Probably reporting who’s going to jail. Lol
Turnip
Turnip jr
Eric turnip
Son in law turnip
Rudy Rudy Rudy famous statement today
“Do they think we re stupid or what? “
In reference to the fact that trump told his voters to not vote in advance but vote at the polls therefore that meant more democrats would be voting by advance mail in then republicans. Then to amazement they can’t figure out why when the mail ins are counted turnips lead is magically disappearing. Lmao hahahahaha
You couldn’t write a better Abbott and Costello
3 stooges movie if you tried.

. Not one will go to jail then u look like the uneducated dummy they call all us white urban people

[Guest]

Probably reporting who’s going to jail. Lol
Turnip
Turnip jr
Eric turnip
Son in law turnip
Rudy Rudy Rudy famous statement today
“Do they think we re stupid or what? “
In reference to the fact that trump told his voters to not vote in advance but vote at the polls therefore that meant more democrats would be voting by advance mail in then republicans. Then to amazement they can’t figure out why when the mail ins are counted turnips lead is magically disappearing. Lmao hahahahaha
You couldn’t write a better Abbott and Costello
3 stooges movie if you tried.

Ummm
Get a grip easy to become obsessed
Look around on here
Seriously

[the big wheel]

Ummm
Get a grip easy to become obsessed
Look around on here
Seriously

Oh I’m looking at the people that aren’t fair minded enough to admit we ve gone way beyond a point of banter back and forth. We have a dangerous person in the whitehouse if he’s this stupid over losing should he really be in control of other things rhe army the nuke buttons the guy is clearly unstable and his world of a con job is crashing in front of him.
Right now you don’t see the importance of fighting breaking out there? That’s what this loser wants he wants a deflection from his situation. He wants his people to somehow keep in in power if it’s not by the vote what do you think he wants his followers to do? Everyone sh I do be taking this situation a whole lot more serious. At Minimum he’s a suicide risk don’t you think? He’s messed up.

[Guest]

Thats all good
But he is done

[sumdumguy]

Here we just accept the fact that the East is King. Its rep by pop so unless we can change the status quo, we are the poopits.

[furrowtickler]

What presidents since WW1 have not started an international conflict that resulted in millions of refugees or a major war ?

[the big wheel]

What presidents since WW1 have not started an international conflict that resulted in millions of refugees or a major war ?

This one wants one at home!!

[dmlfarmer]

An Australian twitter view of the election. (sorry Mallee, but the humor is too good not to share)

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@elle_desylva
Hi, my name is Elle. I live in Sydney. Sometimes it’s daytime but usually it’s dark. We have TV but I only watch TV on my laptop. It’s a special show where you watch people count and the numbers come up on the screen, so you can play along. Sometimes I eat Cheetos. Vodka is nice.
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@elle_desylva
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@elle_desylva
There is an angry old man in the story. He is orange and he tells lies because he can’t see the numbers like I can. One time he said he is the winner of all the numbers and we laughed. Another old man said he thinks he will actually be the winner. I think so too. He seems nice.
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@elle_desylva
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6h
The nice old man has a friend called Kamala, and if he wins then SHE wins too. I love that part of the story. The nice man understands things like “virus” and “crisis” and “wear a ****ing mask”. He has a nice mask and he smiles a lot which is different to the orange man.
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@elle_desylva
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6h
There is a man on the TV called Kornacki. He is in charge of the numbers. Sometimes the people on there ask him questions and make him do math right there on the screen. He’s really smart so he can; I could not. There is a place called Pennsylvania we all get excited about.
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@elle_desylva
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6h
At first the orange man was winning in Pennsylvania. But lots of numbers were inside envelopes. When numbers are inside envelopes it is very hard for some people to understand that they are still numbers, same as all the rest. Those people are angry like the orange man.
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@elle_desylva
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6h
They also yell and what they say is “stop the count”. They do not know many long words, like “hypocrisy”. I know that one because I saw some this week. Anyway, they yell and yell, but all the people keep counting and they know that envelopes do not mean a number is not important.
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@elle_desylva
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6h
Lots of people watch the show with the numbers. If you change the channel you will see another version. But sometimes the numbers are different. That makes the orange man and his people VERY angry. They yell more. They think that people care about them which is kind of funny.
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@elle_desylva
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6h
It’s important to have different versions of the numbers because otherwise we would all still be sane, and if we were sane we might stop watching. If we stopped watching we might do things like “work” or “adult” or “five loads of watching”. I don’t like to do those things now.
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@elle_desylva
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6h
Sometimes the people on the TV run out of things to say so they talk about what the numbers MIGHT be. There are lots of outcomes. It’s funny because to me it really seems like the nice man with the smile and the mask has the most numbers. But I’m not as clever as the TV people.
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@elle_desylva
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6h
Also when it gets really boring the people on TV find extra people to put on the TV and they talk about numbers from a time called “2016”. Sometimes I get angry so I make myself a vodka. Did you know vodka tastes nice with strawberries if you run out of lime and soda? It is good.
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@elle_desylva
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6h
Then some special music comes on so you know important numbers are coming. The man or the lady comes on and tells you yes it’s true, special final numbers are coming soon. They are always coming soon so we don’t need to worry. We just have to watch and make our vodkas quickly.
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@elle_desylva
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6h
There is also a special comedy version of the numbers show. They like the orange man there and are very angry at the nice man with the smile because he wears a mask and so it's his fault that there is a terrible disease in American that has killed 230,000 people.
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@elle_desylva
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6h
They are very scared of something called "socialism". That's how you know it's a comedy, because socialism is not even available in America. I know this because I read a book once about it called "Animal Farm", and there are no talking pigs in America.

I digress.
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@elle_desylva
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6h
Isn't it funny how the comedy show about the numbers has nothing to do what's actually happening today? It's so good at that. They must be really smart to write such distracting material.

I wonder how the nice man is doing. It's definitely not his fault the orange man is dumb.
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@elle_desylva
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5h
Quick! The special music is on! A nice man is telling us about the special numbers. There are six really special numbers now. It's funny because these numbers seem a lot like the numbers that were there last time the music came on, but I'm probably not paying enough attention.
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@elle_desylva
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5h
That usually means I might need some Cheetos and to make sure there is still some vodka in the freezer. If you have vodka then the story gets more exciting and sometimes the numbers are so amazing that you even cry a little bit. I can't explain why anymore, I just do.
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@elle_desylva
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5h
Other times there are very significant numbers and I try to feel the emotions that go with those numbers except for some reason my feelings don't match up with the numbers anymore, which is kind of weird. So then I definitely need to make another strawberry vodka for my emotions.
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@elle_desylva
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The people on the TV like to talk about something called "hypotheticals". It's a lot like spending a huge amount of time on something that may or may not happen rather than wait and see if it does happen. When they do that I get confused because I think maybe the nice man won.
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@elle_desylva
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5h
I'd be happy if he won but I'd also be really really sad if I didn't SEE the numbers say he won. Because I've been watching these special numbers for months now.

You see, some of the numbers weren't real numbers at all. And that is a big part of the show.
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@elle_desylva
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5h
Some of the numbers were also "hypotheticals". People call other people and say "Hello, do you like the orange man or the smiley man?". And then all those people would add up who said what and tell the TV people. The only problem is that they usually didn't do a very good job.

[dmlfarmer]

What really makes the Australian twitter post funny is to after reading it go back and reread this US election 2020 thread and how the tone of the tread changed over the past few days. I wonder how much vodka has been drank by agriville posters this week.

[Oliver88]

But has the left really taken over? It’s my understanding the Republicans still lead in the Senate (but not majority) and so far have gained in Congress. It’s just Trump that got ousted, not the Republicans.

Their system isn’t quite the same as ours. They can vote in MPs without it getting that party leader in office.

This raising more questions how Republicans won the majority of races for Senate, Congress that were held in this election. At the state level Republicans gain control of a state house and a state senate which apparently is critical for redistricting next year.

Courts and the Supreme Court will be busy for a few months.