Keep on digging: Trump team holds press conference at suburban garden centre

[chuckChuck]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/08/the-other-four-seasons-trump-team-holds-press-conference-at-suburban-garden-centre https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/08/the-other-four-seasons-trump-team-holds-press-conference-at-suburban-garden-centre

Rudy Giuliani details strategy in the car park of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a suspected mixup with Four Seasons hotel in Philadelphia

Donald Trump’s bid to hang on to the White House is promising to end in farce if his campaign’s choice of venue for a crucial press conference is anything to go by.

On Saturday morning, as Trump played golf and continued to baselessly accuse the Democrats of stealing the election for Joe Biden, he announced, in a Tweet since deleted, that there would be a “Big press conference” at the Four Seasons in Philadelphia.

That was quickly clarified, however. It was not the noted hotel, but Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a suburban business situated between a crematorium and an adult book store on the outskirts of the city.

Zack Bornstein "I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium."

[chuckChuck]

Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction and often a whole lot funnier!

Maybe Jazz can explain the strategy of why Trumps lawyer booked a garden centre next to an adult store and a crematorium for a press conference? LMAO

The only thing I can think of is with all the bullshit that is being spewed, maybe they thought it would be a big draw for all the home gardeners who need some bovine fertilizer?

Or maybe Gardeners lean Republican?

Or maybe Donald thought it was a good location, so Rudi could zip into the porn store after the press conference to pick up some supplies for him because Donald is a bit embarrassed to be seen in a porn store after the Stormy Daniels episode?

[jazz]

Maybe Jazz can explain the strategy of why Trumps lawyer booked a garden centre next to an adult store and a crematorium for a press conference?

Maybe Hunter was nearby?

Actually there could be some voters in the crematorium. Good place to check.

Covid dead probably voted Biden. LMAO

[sumdumguy]

Desperate times call for desperate measures. We just witnessed the result.

[the big wheel]

Rudy has nightmares about hotel rooms something to do with weird looking creepy old men laying on their backs on the bed hands in their pants massaging themselves while waiting for their invited underaged girls to show up. He keeps seeing that image over and over for some reason. So no more press conferences anywhere near a hotel.

[chuckChuck]

The only thing you will find in the crematorium, will be the ashes of Trump's political career. May we rest in peace.

[Guest]

strange , they said all the "trump supporters" whatever the fu-k that means for a canadian ? would be crying the blues if trump lost , and yet these poor obsessed pricks are totally engrossed in it ????????
me, i am enjoying the additional ag related threads we are seeing
seriously , chuck , you need help

[jazz]

The only thing you will find in the crematorium, will be the ashes of Trump's political career. May we rest in peace.

Well chuck if congress can spend 4 yrs looking for russian boogeymen and pee tapes, then we can spent 5 weeks auditing an election, unless you are afraid of what might be uncovered. What are you sacred of?

You dont have a lot of faith in your angel Biden do you. be interesting to see how he got more votes than Clinton or Obama or how in bluest LA, SF and NY he got 60% of the vote but somehow got 90% in Atlanta, Milwaukee and Detroit. Or how 200% of registered voters some how showed up. Or how his results have triggered State Dept monitoring algorithms which predict fraud nearly 100% of the time.

Or how a CIA vote tampering program called hammer scorecard has come into public knowledge now.

Nothing to see here folks. LMAO.

[Guest]

Rudy has nightmares about hotel rooms something to do with weird looking creepy old men laying on their backs on the bed hands in their pants massaging themselves while waiting for their invited underaged girls to show up. He keeps seeing that image over and over for some reason. So no more press conferences anywhere near a hotel.

you talking about clinton ? he has island paranoia
can you believe these stupid democrats pay that loser to speak to them

[the big wheel]

George bush
Ivanka
Jared
All telling turnip to do the right thing just mentioning for a friend.

[the big wheel]

you talking about clinton ? he has island paranoia
can you believe these stupid democrats pay that loser to speak to them

Hahaha no Rudy is famous he’s going to be in a movie with his hands in his pants. You haven’t heard?

[macdon02]

https://www.clintonfoundation.org/clinton-global-initiative/commitments/delian-project-democracy-through-technology

Only the Clintons would invest in vote counting, then broadcast it on their webpage, and have their machines involved in the overnight swing states. This is gonna be a mudfest till inauguration. Expect everything, it's a mess. Media proclaiming anything is irrelevant. Total shitshow.