This place is getting toxic, levity.....

[helmsdale]

[helmsdale]

[fjlip]

Lots to chose, so little space...

[furrowtickler]

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Homer+simpson+casting+electronic+vote&vie w=detail&mid=A2BB27DA626BC5733A8FA2BB27DA626BC5733 A8F&FORM=VRRTAP

[farmaholic]

Got the video up furrow. Guess I'm contributing to the toxicity. At least its toxic humor.

[AlbertaFarmer5]

[woodland]

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant. The Man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means
he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day serving the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look
out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of
them's honking the horn."

Ummmm ............... shouldn’t this be in the “livestock” section? Along with Blaithin and Farma’s “chickens”.

Lots of useful advice above for folks before they get in “deep” with sheep😉

[woodland]

I might be mistaken but would both bottom pics be of an “@$$ hole”?

Just asking for clarification...........

[fjlip]

AZZHOLE>>>plus chicken!

[helmsdale]

[helmsdale]

The other side of the coin...

[rumrocks]

https://scroll.in/video/977825/who-will-win-the-presidential-cup-watch-the-2020-us-election-drama-reimagined-as-a-horse-race

[biglentil]

[helmsdale]

[farmaholic]

"Farming" is high maintenance! Better stick with the "steady job"