Many moons ago

[farmaholic]

Sex tour aussie nz style


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Aussie Beauty Pageant.

Judged by Mallee.

[LEP]

Sex tour aussie nz style


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Looks like foreplay.

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Of the two who post on here regularly regarding sheep how did you find out one of them is named Gareth?

There is another sheep farmer who posts very regularly. And his screen name just happens to begin withh a G. 3 letter, probably initials.
I see he has been very quiet about this thread. Keeping a low profile perhaps.
Probably just coincidence...

[foragefarmer]

The original shepherds pie.

[malleefarmer]

Shame on ewe Mallee.

New meaning to "ewe-phemism”

Every time im in the yards its ewephoria

[GDR]

There is another sheep farmer who posts very regularly. And his screen name just happens to begin withh a G. 3 letter, probably initials.
I see he has been very quiet about this thread. Keeping a low profile perhaps.
Probably just coincidence...

If you are gonna drag me into this I'm gonna start charging ewe for admission to the barn, no more freebies!


This*Scottish*farmer*walks into the neighborhood*pub, and orders a*whiskey.

"Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call me 'McGregor the Fence-Builder?' No..."

He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. "Ye see that pier on the loch?" He continues, "Ah built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they call me 'McGregor the Pier-Builder?' No."

"But ye*fùck*ONE sheep ..."

[AlbertaFarmer5]

A farmer wonders why his sheep aren’t reproducing.
He visits a Veterinary who says every morning the farmer must pile the sheep into his truck, take them to the top of the local mountain and **** each one. The Vet says to check on the sheep the next morning and if they’re lying in the tree shade then they’re pregnant. If they’re standing in the sun, they’re not pregnant.
He farmer relentlessly agrees and takes all the sheep to the top of the mountain and ****s each one.
The next morning, he wakes up and looks out his window and sees all of his sheep standing in the sun.
He piles them back into his truck, drives them to the top of the local mountain and ****s each one.
The next morning, he looks out his window to see all of the sheep are still standing in the sun.
Again, he piles them back into his truck, drives them to the top of the local mountain and ****s each one.
The next morning, he’s exhausted and rolls out of bed to look out of his window. All of the sheep are standing in the sun.
He piles them back into his truck, drives them to the top of the local mountain and ****s each one again.
The next morning, he’s completely drained. He can’t move or get out of bed. He wakes up his wife and asks her to look out to window to see if the sheep are laying in the tree shade or standing in the sun.
She looks outside and says “The sheep are in the truck honking the horn waving you to come out”.

[foragefarmer]

Sheepwheat?

A sheep thread and not comment from him.

Helmsdale, maybe you could post a cartoon with a sheep wearing a mask.

That will get Sheep posting!!

[helmsdale]

A sheep thread and not comment from him.

Helmsdale, maybe you could post a cartoon with a sheep wearing a mask.

That will get Sheep posting!!

Imagine that... I've got one!

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Has anyone ever questioned Where the jokes about Aussie's and their sheep originated?
It couldn't have been just a spontaneous joke for no reason, from out of nowhere could it?
Somewhere back in Mallee's family tree, (or maybeone of his neighbors) Gave someone a reason to start these jokes.

Although, come to think of it it could've been someone back in my Scottish family tree who was responsible too...

[helmsdale]

I recall a joke somewhere about how scotsmen invented the sheep intestine condom to practice safe sex... upon seeing this, the Englishman however thought it more useful to actually remove it from the sheep.

[Blaithin]

Easy to buy Christmas presents for sheep farmers.

New rubber boots and fresh Velcro gloves.

[AlbertaFarmer5]

A sheep thread and not comment from him.

Perhaps it hits a little too close to home for Gareth, sorry, I mean sheepwheat...

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Easy to buy Christmas presents for sheep farmers.

New rubber boots and fresh Velcro gloves.

What are the rubber boots for?
GDR's sheep barn is always clean and dry when I visit.

[Blaithin]

What are the rubber boots for?
GDR's sheep barn is always clean and dry when I visit.

Stick their back feet in the boots. Keeps them nice and close, no running.