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    #25
    Has anyone ever questioned Where the jokes about Aussie's and their sheep originated?
    It couldn't have been just a spontaneous joke for no reason, from out of nowhere could it?
    Somewhere back in Mallee's family tree, (or maybeone of his neighbors) Gave someone a reason to start these jokes.

    Although, come to think of it it could've been someone back in my Scottish family tree who was responsible too...

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      #26
      I recall a joke somewhere about how scotsmen invented the sheep intestine condom to practice safe sex... upon seeing this, the Englishman however thought it more useful to actually remove it from the sheep.

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        #27
        Easy to buy Christmas presents for sheep farmers.

        New rubber boots and fresh Velcro gloves.

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          #28
          Originally posted by foragefarmer View Post
          A sheep thread and not comment from him.
          Perhaps it hits a little too close to home for Gareth, sorry, I mean sheepwheat...

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            #29
            Originally posted by Blaithin View Post
            Easy to buy Christmas presents for sheep farmers.

            New rubber boots and fresh Velcro gloves.
            What are the rubber boots for?
            GDR's sheep barn is always clean and dry when I visit.

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              #30
              Originally posted by AlbertaFarmer5 View Post
              What are the rubber boots for?
              GDR's sheep barn is always clean and dry when I visit.
              Stick their back feet in the boots. Keeps them nice and close, no running.

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                #31
                Originally posted by Blaithin View Post
                Stick their back feet in the boots. Keeps them nice and close, no running.
                I was asking for a friend of course, I will pass on this very useful information. I, I mean he was using the boots wrong all this time.

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                  #32
                  Kinda miss Hopperbin lol.
                  Good to know active "imaginations" not as rare as thought.

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                    #33
                    Originally posted by helmsdale View Post
                    Imagine that... I've got one!
                    Helmsdale, can't be one of Sheepwheat flock, because he knows that sheep can't breathe after 10 minutes with a mask on.

                    Shouldn't that be the black sheep of the flock?
                    Last edited by foragefarmer; Dec 6, 2020, 23:18.

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                      #34
                      Originally posted by foragefarmer View Post
                      Of the two who post on here regularly regarding sheep how did you find out one of them is named Gareth?
                      I think I have solved the mystery. I checked which regular posters suddenly disappeared as soon as the Gareth post appeared on Dec 4th. Turns out Chucks real name must be Gareth. He coincidentally quit posting the same day this was posted, and didn't come back until 2 days after the thread had quieted down.
                      Draw your own conclusions.
                      Click image for larger version Name: dates.jpg Views: 1 Size: 18.2 KB ID: 770523

                      I'll try resurrecting the thread and see if it has the same effect. If so, the solution is simple, we just need to keep posting threads about sheep.
                      Last edited by AlbertaFarmer5; Dec 14, 2020, 11:11.

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                        #35
                        Originally posted by AlbertaFarmer5 View Post
                        Perhaps it hits a little too close to home for Gareth, sorry, I mean sheepwheat...
                        The saying goes, never change your first answer cause it's always correct!

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                          #36
                          Originally posted by foragefarmer View Post
                          The saying goes, never change your first answer cause it's always correct!
                          It seems you are right.

                          Unfortunately, my method didn't work, and Chuck is back with a vengeance already.

                          Back to the drawing board.

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