Favorite Quotes

[Guest]

old English grandfather always said
you can pick your friends , but you can't pick your god damn relatives .
said with a real english accent

[Guest]

When food is abundant there are many problems. When food is scarce there is only one problem.

Source unknown to me.

It isn't any of your business what other people think of you.

A wise grandmother's advice to her granddaughter.

happy , that first one has never been truer than now !!!!!

[wade]

You can't fix stupid

[wade]

Trust Me

[jamesb]

He doesn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

[Birddog]

Man who stands with hands in pockets feels ****y all day. Abe Lincoln.

[blackpowder]

I keep thinking of more, had a great uncle who's favorite saying when the job got difficult was

"She's a tough cow to bull, but we need the milk."

My uncle too LoL.

[rumrocks]

It's rare to see Judges and Cowboys doing Tequila shots together.

[OvernOut]

Hard Times make Strong Men

Strong Men make Good Times

Good Times make Weak Men

Weak Men make Hard Times

Can you guess where we are in this circle?

[littledoggie]

Sometimes when things are falling apart
They may actually be falling into place.

[Horse]

I have heard young ducks fart in shallow water before.

You can always tell a man from Sask,but you cant tell him much.

When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hold on.


When you find your self in a hole,first thing to do is throw away that shovel.

[AlbertaFarmer5]

My wife has a good one:
Better is the enemy of good.
It is amazing how often that one holds true. How many times do you decide to make just one more adjustment to something, and end up regretting it.

One of her relatives back in USSR used to say, when asked how is it going:
Used to be bad, now it is worse.

[Misterjade9]

My uncle too LoL.

Was your uncle Norwegian?

[rumrocks]

Better is the enemy of good. I like that, and very true.
The mouth is the enemy of the neck, also comes to mind.

[bucket]

I try to explain this to my kids occasionally when they are frustrated with school or anything in general...



""""...everything is difficult until it is easy...."""

And i remind them that learning to tie their shoes at one point was difficult for them...sometimes that's all it takes to take deep breath and think....