Favorite Quotes

[Toast]

If it floats , flies, or fux, it'll be cheaper to rent it than to own it

[AlbertaFarmer5]

If it floats , flies, or fux, it'll be cheaper to rent it than to own it

So I checked with my local Cat rentals store, and they weren't able to help me out with renting the third item on your list, where do you recommend renting from to save some money?

[Toast]

So I checked with my local Cat rentals store, and they weren't able to help me out with renting the third item on your list, where do you recommend renting from to save some money?

Well sir, I am not sure as I haven't had to rent any of them to this point.

[Guest]

My fathers advice when i was about 18 and raising a lot of hell.
Your body has two heads your success in life will depend on which one you use more.

God damn , that’s priceless

[Guest]

So I checked with my local Cat rentals store, and they weren't able to help me out with renting the third item on your list, where do you recommend renting from to save some money?

Kijji

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Kijji

Thanks. I'll let you know what I find.
Can't be any worse then the tongue lashing I got from the young lady behind the counter Cat rentals.

[Grahamp]

“There are goldships and there are silverships but there’s no ship like a friendship.”

Best used with extreme sarcasm although I suppose it could used sincerely but that seems like such a waste.

[Horse]

God damn , that’s priceless

God gave man a brain and a penis but only enough blood to use 1 at a time. Where the little head leads the big head will follow.

[littledoggie]

Forget the past and you lose both eyes.

[Blaithin]

Remembered another one I like this morning.

“Life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans.” - Allen Saunders

[sofa.king]

Things aren't so bad that they cant get worse. Applies well to politics with the left being out of control.

[Guest]

**** with the the bull and you get the horn

[tmyrfield]

Mine FWIW

nothing is as easy as it seems
everything takes longer than you expect
if anything can go wrong, it will,
at the worst possible time.
It will be your fault
Everyone will know

[tmyrfield]

another one

If you're not confused then
You don't know what's going on

[GDR]

Heard this on Money Talk this am, sounds about right.

Christmas is when your kids ask Santa for something and the adults get stuck paying for it. Government handouts are when the adults ask for something and your kids get stuck paying for it.