Census laugh

[fjlip]

And if VAXED say GMO humanoid

[littledoggie]

Is there a question about ethnicity? I used to answer "Canadian" because I am 4th generation. After the last census I thought I might answer "Albertan" because I am 4th generation Albertan. Now I believe my answer will be "human".

[GALAXIE500]

Earlier this spring I had a very long conversation with a census worker about what we have to put up with in the west from Ottawa the last five years and counting. I told him that until the west gets treated properly and we get rid of the Trudeau Govt. , I will never fill out a census form again.

The guy was from Winnipeg , and half the things I listed off he wasn't even aware of. That tells me how informed people are.

[bucket]

Some people can't wait to tell their stories....then the census people report to parliament that farmers are buying land for 300000 a quarter in buttphuck saskatchewan...that's with tax paid dollars...we are not taxing them heavy enough is the result....

Quad tracks and bourgault drills at 1.5 million per complete outfit....

These guys are making out like bandits the government agency will claim...

they can afford the carbon tax and an NDP wealth tax as well as a reduced capital gains exemption...

And so it goes how we end up paying more tax...

Please don't brag to the census....its bad business...for everyone.

[blackpowder]

The perfect time actually.
Tax returns just in. Makes sense to Ottawa.... and ex wives.

[Partners]

What a stupid time of the yr for us farmers.
Idiots..

[blackpowder]

Reminds me of the cwb voting list.
There I go laughing again.

TBH I haven't done one in years.

[AlbertaFarmer5]

I once told them in my most serious tone how many acres of pineapples we grow, and how many head of Alligators we run on the ranch. The person dutifully recorded it without question.

[blackpowder]

Just helped an 81 yr old teacher landlord fill out his farm census.
All his machinery values etc etc.
"Our" succession plan. Bahaha
Never owned a spade.
What a belly laugh after hanging up phone. To think someone sees any value in the info as supplied. Speechless but still laughing.