AgriStability could be a game changer for 2021 – Don’t smash your screen!

[flea beetle]

It's a taxable benefit.

So a gift….(ie handout) that the taxes need to be paid on.

[the big wheel]

It was said that in Alberta market price is too expensive
Premium wise to buy??????!!!
Ding ding ding ding ding. We may have a
Bingo. So is our Saskatchewan crop insurance
Even at half the market price for coverage???
Big premium no coverage. All due to
Area weather extended patterns.
See any similarities??? Likely not but it’s the
Point of all this.

Get rid of yields in disaster years.

Get rid of agrisrability which only possibly pays
People that don’t need a payment.
Use that money for premium and
Coverage for market price or a dollar
Per acre flat insurance that way you’re covered
Price wise or yield to get your input cost covered
Then you actually can plan something. Done
Retroactive to this year. Make us on a level
Playing field with Alberta!

[flea beetle]

Just what is your cost/acre for crop insurance?

Variable price benefit is a completely different insurance but still based off of your crop insurance coverage. So if you have a 0 yield, but also trigger the variable price benefit, you don’t get more than your crop insurance coverage anyway. So I don’t see how it will help any more than what you have already. Plus you get to almost double your premium!

[flea beetle]

You know what, I have been thinking about it. And damn it all to hell. Let the money flow from the government tit. I want mine, cuz everybody else got theirs! Let’s see how far and how fast we can break this country. My kids and future grandkids don’t need a stable place to live anyway!

[the big wheel]

Jesus h Christ the country won’t be broke on what farmers
Net from government lots of learning for you
Before the ears are dry behind.

[flea beetle]

It will if everybody keeps asking for handout after handout. He got some, I want mine!

Let the sucker burn I say! Let’s live in the here and the now! The budget will balance itself! Might as well vote liberal next time around, and buy a red sweater!

F*ck me

P.S. seems to me my ears are plenty dry, and everyone else is taking a bath.

[the big wheel]

Your mommy and daddy subsidy is there
So you can talk big or more correctly
Like a cuunt. That’s fine pretty clear you
Hope the next guy without mommy and daddy
Subsidy and no good program go broke
And there you go more land to rent with mommy
And daddy equipment and inputs.
You got her made hairball good for you.
But a cuunt is a cuunt poor or not!!

[flea beetle]

I am fully on board with you guys…where are the hot spots to get the most whining to the most ears?

Waiting outside the post office for a gov’t cheque and pestering everyone as they go in? The coffee shop every morning, whining about how farming is so hard, and doesn’t pay?

I am a little behind on this, so would appreciate a few tips. I will do my best to get the message out, far and wide!

This is so liberating! It is no longer my fault for not planning ahead! I can do no harm!

[flea beetle]

Do you guys have a few MP and MLA phone numbers I can call until they get sick of me and don’t pick up because they recognize my number?

[bucket]

Do you guys have a few MP and MLA phone numbers I can call until they get sick of me and don’t pick up because they recognize my number?

No but I can give a few that will ignore the problem.

[flea beetle]

Well then we should phone them more. Even picket outside their office saying…WE WANT MORE!

[flea beetle]

Oh…and wheel. I’m not a c*nt. I like to think of myself as more of a yeast infection. I irritate c*nts.😉

[makar]

Your mommy and daddy subsidy is there
So you can talk big or more correctly
Like a cuunt. That’s fine pretty clear you
Hope the next guy without mommy and daddy
Subsidy and no good program go broke
And there you go more land to rent with mommy
And daddy equipment and inputs.
You got her made hairball good for you.
But a cuunt is a cuunt poor or not!!

Wtf is wrong with you?

[FarmJunkie]

No shit. Mentally disturbed. This site has gone to hell

[GDR]

Funny, I happen to agree with lots of Flea Beetle's thoughts on this thread but our thoughts on covid are polar opposites so it is hard to offer support. Human nature o guess.


There are a whole bunch of you guys that need to chill out. Can't decide if it's really worked up, stressed out mental issues or just guys pushing the envelope for fun because its online but either way why treat someone so poorly? It don't look good on you and you dont know how personal the other person is taking that message.