RB auction @ Clair Sk.

[Herc]

Blame it on the Rain !

Girl you know its true

[foragefarmer]

The three precursors that any guy should strongly consider before marriage are

Great homemaker (cook and tidiness were big ones to me)

Excellent mother

And the most important one a Wild Cat in the Sack

It's never been a challenge being a Stay Home Dog!

Oh I forgot to mention I had to marry a Sask. girl to get all three precursors filled!

[Guest]

Blame it on the Rain !

And the neighbour lady ??

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Girl you know its true

And the lawyer says,
Don't forget my number.

[Guest]

More rules ;

[GDR]

The three precursors that any guy should strongly consider before marriage are

Great homemaker (cook and tidiness were big ones to me)

Excellent mother

And the most important one a Wild Cat in the Sack

It's never been a challenge being a Stay Home Dog!

Oh I forgot to mention I had to marry a Sask. girl to get all three precursors filled!

Ya but like any big purchase the warranty package and return policy is important to consider.

The other thing that comes to mind is 2 out of 3 ain't bad😁

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Ya but like any big purchase the warranty package and return policy is important to consider.

The other thing that comes to mind is 2 out of 3 ain't bad😁

Depends which two.
The closest thing I have heard to warranty is a groom who took out insurance on his future bride not gaining weight in the future. I've tried to follow up on the story to see how it turned out, but I can't seem to find anything. It was probably 10 or 15 years ago.

[shtferbrains]

We had an anniversary last week and I told her I remember feeling like Jimmy from Yellowstone the fist time he met his barrel racer and she knew his name and seemed interested in being his girlfriend.
Jimmy looks sharper than I was at that time and picked up on it pretty quick.
Fortunately for me it all worked out and here we are today.

[burnt]

Depends which two.
The closest thing I have heard to warranty is a groom who took out insurance on his future bride not gaining weight in the future. I've tried to follow up on the story to see how it turned out, but I can't seem to find anything. It was probably 10 or 15 years ago.

Likely the same guy they were talking about who had this to say: Two things a woman can't keep low enough, her weight and her voice...

Maybe it was Archie Bunker? No actually, I heard that one about two weeks ago on a comedian/talk show type of thing and the silence after he said it was - - - S-T-O-N-E--C-O-L-D, then the crowd laughed, although along with more than a few o-o-O-O-O-Hs!!

[blackpowder]

Agree with many on here although things change/evolve with time and the continuing maturation of the relationship.
Best advise I ever heard and it rings true and means more through these past years. "Find a good heart".
Works for both genders.
Even if you're a sex obsessed, dirty minded old goat like me.

[woodland]

Ya but like any big purchase the warranty package and return policy is important to consider.

The other thing that comes to mind is 2 out of 3 ain't bad😁

My FIL told me when I asked for his “permission” to marry that there is “no returns………… period”. So far so good😎

My pastor told us in a marriage class that his wife and him made a deal that divorce isn’t an option ………… murder maybe though😉. Says it helps by knowing that leaving isn’t an option so they need to figure a solution to whatever problems comes their way.

I got way too much time and effort tied up in this marriage…………….. can’t imagine starting over. 🍀

[redleaf]

Kinda like what I told a driller in Alberta years ago. Wondered why I didn’t hit in girl who was super friendly. I said “number one I’m married. Number two she is no better looking than my wife. Number three she doesn’t own the other half of my stuff”