RCMP Checkup

[mcfarms]

I saw the local crew finally checking on the monster grow op, 125 ft from the trans Canada highway. It's only been there a year as they drove back and forth to the detachment wonder what finally tipped them off the 600 volt three phase with the 3 giant transformers hanging off the pole or the smell of 10000 skunks wafting for miles and miles. Eventually I was going to make a giant sign

FREE POT. Next turn.
Everyone in the community knew about the place.
Except the RCMP.

[Old Cowzilla]

Last time a cop came up to my door he asked if I could remove a dead calf off the hi-way ( not Mine ). Angus calve on the hi-way in the dark a bad combo for a small car and neighbors weekend away a bit spoiled. That's not how I used to spend my saturday nights but I wonder how many of those calls rural cops have to deal with every year besides the regular crap.

[mcfarms]

Last time a cop came up to my door he asked if I could remove a dead calf off the hi-way ( not Mine ). Angus calve on the hi-way in the dark a bad combo for a small car and neighbors weekend away a bit spoiled. That's not how I used to spend my saturday nights but I wonder how many of those calls rural cops have to deal with every year besides the regular crap.

They've been in here asking for help with FN animals during easter dinner , yet when called because 5 horses are standing in the middle of the 100 km paved county road the officers response was " what am I supposed to do all I have is a truck and a rifle" I told him you've got 2 choices" and went back to harvest. Found the horses in one of our north pasture the next day
"Someone" opened the gate without permission and chased them in to our field and we had to deal with them.they were heading for Fort McLeod but the owner came looking for them. Fence was non existant in road ditch between FN and county road. Took us 3 months and finally a call to the reeve to get the county to fix it. FN wont do it and the local MPs office gets completely unavailable when asked if the FN is crown land or FN land and whom should be responsible for its fences.