Sayings that drive a person crazy

[dalek]

“I seen _______”

[oldjim]

The TV weather guessers drive me nuts with their endless "stay hydrated", "wear sunscreen", "bundle up" and my favourite, "a few sprinkles." That idiot weatherman on local Sask Global stations always has to have "sprinkles" in his forecast.

[fjlip]

“You’re the first guy with this problem.”
Like when axles break on 2188 combine and it crashes on the ground, hitch breaks on TBT 5300 Bourgault Cart and it crashes on the ground, bolts break on L6550 duals and one tire falls off, left hand rear spindle breaks on 8010 and yep crashes on the ground, transport lock breaks on 5710 and drill crashes on the road, both spindles on Massey 9790 break at same time and it crashes on the ground. Versatile 4700 rear spindles break and crashes on the ground, sectional control on brand new Pro 700 freezes and deadheads the pump till it blows the seals out 3 times in a week and they can’t figure out what is wrong with the software. I’ve been that guy every time.

WOW that would finish my career...had none of the above....but engine fan fell of 9870 and took both rads and more....soon others had same so they stopped the BS

[Chief]

“You’re the first guy with this problem.”
Like when axles break on 2188 combine and it crashes on the ground, hitch breaks on TBT 5300 Bourgault Cart and it crashes on the ground, bolts break on L6550 duals and one tire falls off, left hand rear spindle breaks on 8010 and yep crashes on the ground, transport lock breaks on 5710 and drill crashes on the road, both spindles on Massey 9790 break at same time and it crashes on the ground. Versatile 4700 rear spindles break and crashes on the ground, sectional control on brand new Pro 700 freezes and deadheads the pump till it blows the seals out 3 times in a week and they can’t figure out what is wrong with the software. I’ve been that guy every time.

Going up steep hill in the dark with a versatile 4400 and all the front wheel studs on one side sheered off and it “crashed to the ground”. That was a fun fix. Required a tractor and chain to anchor it while we jacked it up to replace the tire and rim.

Guess what? That was not the only time it happened.

[Chief]

We have never had to stock that part.

[sawfly1]

My favorites are the 2 weeks in spring and fall. F U and anybody that looks like you.
Your the first one . 2188 axle etc.and actually it was the jobber replacement axle . That I had to die grind out 1/2 the holes out to fit combine. Your the only one.they said .
I have good feelings on the " it is what it is " one." Many years ago . I hit the highway and pinned it. Cop clocked me at 138. He came up to the car . I had a big grin , almost laughing at my predicament.
Cop commented how people are not usually that happy to get a ticket like that .
Told him my story on why i was so fast

I had to get to town to buy smokes before the store closed.
And basically WTF am I going to do about it now. That's the funny part.
He said oh I guess "it is what it is " eh . I said yup and he let me go .
Some are nice

[sawfly1]

I should add . He also said keep it under 120 and get your smokes. I said OK and thanks. Well I almost did .

[TOM4CWB]

PHD = piled high and deep....

Quantitative Easing...

Quantitative Tightening...

Raising interest rates will reduce inflation...

Academic Vegetation...

I am from the government and I am here to help you...

Life is fair...

C02 causes Global Warming...

IPCC...

WHO...

UN...

WEF...

Decarbonization...

The Great Reset...

Russian 'Special Operations' in Ukraine...

Twitter... Tweet...

Social Media...

Politically Correct...

Cryptocurrency...

Inflation...

Gun Control...

Safe injection sights...

We are not in a recession...

Assisted Suicide...

"Organic Farming"... I almost Forgot...

[wrongway]

Let me be clear

[WiltonRanch]

Lol
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