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[AdamSmith]

cottonpicken, what the @%*& is shallow about observing that it takes a long time to unload an old 3 ton with a slow hoist and only the little slide end gate? I never said they shouldn't be there I only said they're slow to unload. You're the one who took what I said to mean something other than a simple observation.

and

So you do support a free market in wheat. That's good. I just never quite knew for sure.

[TOM4CWB]

Mustardman,

I was simply quoting old communist jokes!

A communist party member was riding in a taxi and asked the driver if he was more happy, or less happy; about things since they were now in charge!

The taxi Driver says: Less Happy;

The Party member asks: WHY?

The taxi driver said he had two suits before... but now can only afford one.

The Party member said... just count your blessings... you should be happy you don't live in Africa... they are completely naked over there!

The Taxi driver then asked, Oh, When did they have their revolution!


My Star Choice had "THe Hammer and the Tickle - Communist Jokes" on the Documentary CHannel. A Mandatory participation class for our home school students!

The DOcumentary goes:

There was one thing that was better than everything else about Communism; and that was their JOKES!

These were authored by the people over there... not me Mustardman!

What is a communist Joke; Mustardman?

1. Class enemies invent them,
2. Comrads tell them,
3. The central committee put them into practice!

DId you hear the joke about potatoes in the Soviet Union?

The farmer says: There are so many potatoes, if they were piled up into one pile... they would touch the foot of God!

The Comusary... says... just wait a minute there is NO God in the Soviet Union!

THe farmer says: I know... there are no potatoes either!



Don't you remember the 7 million who were starved to death in the Ukraine?
Most of them farmers... Mustardman!

THat brings me to the Ukranian Joke with starving Skeletons.

Two fathers are talking about their sons!

One says to the other: My son is going to play William Tell in School...

The other father says: That's great but where are they going to get the apple!


Two sparcely clad skeletons are talking on a park bench.

First Skeleton: How did you die?

Second Sketeton: From the famine following the forced collectivisation of farms in the Ukraine.

Second Skeleton: How about you?

First Skeleton: OH; I am still alive thank God.

Second Skeleton: Don't you know, there is NO God now... you should say thank Stalin!

First Skeleton: Well, what if Stalin dies, what should I say then?

Second Skeleton: Then, you should say THANK GOD!



Did you hear about the Soviet judge who was laughing and laughing so hard he could hardly contain himself?

A friend asked... what was so funny?

The Judge contained himself from laughing just long enough to say:

I can't tell you...

I just sentinced the guy who told it, to... 10 years of prision!


Did you hear there was a competition in the Soviet Union for best Political Joke?

1st Prize was 25 years!