Cottonpicken,
You said;
"The cold wars over guys you can all come out of your mental bunkers its safe."
Are you a "single desk" spy?
Are you saying I can market my wheat and barley to anyone... without fear of being arrested, if I didn't send all my profit from that grain to the CWB, (through the buybacK)?
I believe Some Jokes are in order...!
Why was East German toilet paper always two ply?
Because the SOviet Union told them they must send a copy of everything back to Moscow!
Two men on the street meet... and the one without toilet paper sees the other guy has a nice roll of toilet paper.
He is very angry and asks where the other guy got toilet paper from, because he couldn't buy any anywhere!
The guy with the toilet paper begs him... Please leave me alone...
I didn't buy it...I just got mine back from the dry-cleaners!
AN East German Tourist wanting to defect is answering a Canadian Border Guard's Questions:
CDN Border Guard: What is the political situation in your country?
E. German. Refugee: Can't complain.
CDN Border Guard: WHat about Human Rights?
E. German. Refugee: Can't complain!
CDN Border Guard: WHat about Economic Rights and freedoms?
E. German. Refugee: Can't complain!!
CDN Border Guard: THEn why are you seeking asylum in Canada?
E. German. Refugee: Can't complain!!!!!!
The CWB "single deskers" spending grain growers money, trying to brainwash me, into the false belief that they are maximising my grain revenues...
When clearly I can see the opposite is in fact the case...
And then adding insult to injury: the CWB suing Minister Strahl, spending millions in the process... I am only asking these communist practices to stop...
The CWB is Simply proving the point... those seeking freedom... are completely justified in saying that the CWB is communism!
Of the growing number of jokes being told in the last days... a Soviet party member said:
That these jokes would eventually just go away...
Because the class enemies of the state, were causing the problem, eventually they would run out of things to complain about...
A day would come when all the problems would be solved... and there wouldn't be anything more to joke about!
A young man is ordering a new Car in the Soviet Union.
He must pay for it 10 years in advance.
It takes months... but he eventually gets all the permits in order... gets his money together... in cash... and goes down to buy it from the Soviet Car store!
The young fellow hands the Car Purchase clerk the money... and asks: when will I get my car?
The Car Purchase clerk says: In ten years.
The young fellow asks: In the morning or the afternoon?
The Car Purchase clerk says: What difference would that make?
The young fellow says: Because the plumber is coming in the morning that day!
You said;
"The cold wars over guys you can all come out of your mental bunkers its safe."
Are you a "single desk" spy?
Are you saying I can market my wheat and barley to anyone... without fear of being arrested, if I didn't send all my profit from that grain to the CWB, (through the buybacK)?
I believe Some Jokes are in order...!
Why was East German toilet paper always two ply?
Because the SOviet Union told them they must send a copy of everything back to Moscow!
Two men on the street meet... and the one without toilet paper sees the other guy has a nice roll of toilet paper.
He is very angry and asks where the other guy got toilet paper from, because he couldn't buy any anywhere!
The guy with the toilet paper begs him... Please leave me alone...
I didn't buy it...I just got mine back from the dry-cleaners!
AN East German Tourist wanting to defect is answering a Canadian Border Guard's Questions:
CDN Border Guard: What is the political situation in your country?
E. German. Refugee: Can't complain.
CDN Border Guard: WHat about Human Rights?
E. German. Refugee: Can't complain!
CDN Border Guard: WHat about Economic Rights and freedoms?
E. German. Refugee: Can't complain!!
CDN Border Guard: THEn why are you seeking asylum in Canada?
E. German. Refugee: Can't complain!!!!!!
The CWB "single deskers" spending grain growers money, trying to brainwash me, into the false belief that they are maximising my grain revenues...
When clearly I can see the opposite is in fact the case...
And then adding insult to injury: the CWB suing Minister Strahl, spending millions in the process... I am only asking these communist practices to stop...
The CWB is Simply proving the point... those seeking freedom... are completely justified in saying that the CWB is communism!
Of the growing number of jokes being told in the last days... a Soviet party member said:
That these jokes would eventually just go away...
Because the class enemies of the state, were causing the problem, eventually they would run out of things to complain about...
A day would come when all the problems would be solved... and there wouldn't be anything more to joke about!
A young man is ordering a new Car in the Soviet Union.
He must pay for it 10 years in advance.
It takes months... but he eventually gets all the permits in order... gets his money together... in cash... and goes down to buy it from the Soviet Car store!
The young fellow hands the Car Purchase clerk the money... and asks: when will I get my car?
The Car Purchase clerk says: In ten years.
The young fellow asks: In the morning or the afternoon?
The Car Purchase clerk says: What difference would that make?
The young fellow says: Because the plumber is coming in the morning that day!
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