JOKE TIME

[TOM4CWB]

Grassfarmer,

Did you hear the joke about the grain farmer in the CWB "Designated Area" that was told he was recieving a premium for his CWB grain by CWB Single Desk Supporters in a Calgary Federal Court Hearing last week?

He was seen later seen by the RCMP covering a huge hole in the ground with a big payloader beside his field of barley !

The RCMP asked this fellow what he was doing since it was very close to the highway.

He said: "I found a Big bus load of CWB "single desk" supporters... they had crashed in the ditch!"

"A number of these people said they were not dead yet... but you know how those CWB "Single Minded" people LIE!"

[northfarmer]

hey grassfarmer...your jokes are not funny, tom's are even if some are dated ...

I was speaking of portugese colonial conquests, not modern global day capital origin....

suppose you would rather have the democratic based countries like Russian and China, maybe India ramp up their investment in Canada? geez they would be great long term investment partners in our natural resources..... we have not nearly the domestic demand for these commodities, whether it is the food we produce of which 75% is exported, the metallurgical coal, the oil, the nat gas, the lumber, with our single biggest trading partner and natural ally to the south of us it is no suprise we have an integrated ecomony.....Canadian's and Canadian company's are the single biggest foreign property owners in the USA, and not just vacation property but a good part of major commerical property development in cities like New York and LA...so it works both ways....

[Lifer]

actually investment of people from India has increased in the real estate in the Edmonton area. No joke.

[TOM4CWB]

GrassFarmer;

This ole Ranchers Wife was worried the ole feller didn't love her any more, and went to counciling to see what was wrong!

The Councilor got the couple together for a session and asked HER;
"Why don't you think he loves you any more?"

The ole Ranchers wife said; "When we had steak many years ago, he always took the small peice and left the large one for me!" "Now he always takes the big piece!"

THe Councilor asked; "Why, don't you love her any more?"

The ole Rancher said; " Of Course I still love her... she is just a much better cook now!"

[grassfarmer]

Northfarmer, my jokes are clearly beyond you - I was laughing at your misspelling of portugese. So I take it you are happy to hand over our precious fresh water to the Americans when they come asking for it?
Keep it up Tom at least your jokes are improving!