(tongue is cheeky)
Coffee shop. Raining. Farmers come in for coffee and sit in their fav spot beside the urns.
Bob, yells to at kitchen: "Hey, Milly, fill up my coffee."
Milly Trudges out, "Yahhhh"
Sid: "I get mine poured first." He spills it. "I make more money from my grain than all my neighbors put together." "Wipe off the table Milly."
Milly refills his first, and then the rest, and returns to the kitchen, saying, "Jeez Cook, how much money do Sid make from the machinery dealership he runs. He don't never tip"
Cook sighs."More than his farm."
Milly goes back out with the dishrag.
Donny: "I hate that Wheat board. I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind."
Fred: "In these elections, I'm gonna fight hard for change."
Xavier: "Me, too. Boy we need to get rid of them. Theyre gonna hear about how they screw up when that Wistart Turd comes to town wanting my vote."
Reginald: "Here comes the Wheat board candidate"
ROF (rest of farmers): all mumble, bitch, groan and complain under their breath.
Sanders Wistart III stomps in: "Look you guys, I'm running as CWB direstor. So vote for me. Everyone will get equal" "Nobody and I mean nobody will get more than you get."
ROF cheer. All wring hands. Shake his hand. All lean forward to listen to his every word. "Milllllly, coffee"
Sanders Wistart III: "Im buying coffee for everyone."
ROF cheer. All lean forward to eagerly listen to his every word. Smiling.
Sid: "I get a malt contract first , won't I? I'm busy and important"
Sanders Wistart III: "I think we can work something out, but I need to get elected first. Maybe you could arrange for some of my advertising, pal."
Sid: "I can do that, Sands. I'll look after all of it for you.I'll pay for it boys, I'll pay for all your shares. Times is tough. "Milllllly, coffee"
ROF: All mumble, bitch, groan and complain under their breath. All wring hands. Shake his hand. "Milllllly, coffee"
Sanders Wistart III; "Cut me a cheque for the advertising Sid, and I'll have 'Friendly of the Bored' work on it since you you're busy making money. Unless of course, you can't afford it?" smilingly, he slowly leans over and turns off coffee switch.
Sid: " Uh, yup, of course I can. I make more money from my grain than all my neighbors put together." Here's a cheque. "Milllllly, coffees empty"
Sanders Wistart III pays Milly and he and Sid leave together.
ROF: "Now he's got my vote. He bought my coffee" "Good guy"
mumbling, talking
"Everyone gets the same."
laughing, smiling
" I didn't have to pay for his advertising either. Is that Sid ever stupid."
ROF leave.
Milly clears table, makes fresh coffee and yells,: "Hey Cook, forty eight days straight with no tip. Gonna be a another record coming up"
Coffee shop. Raining. Farmers come in for coffee and sit in their fav spot beside the urns.
Bob, yells to at kitchen: "Hey, Milly, fill up my coffee."
Milly Trudges out, "Yahhhh"
Sid: "I get mine poured first." He spills it. "I make more money from my grain than all my neighbors put together." "Wipe off the table Milly."
Milly refills his first, and then the rest, and returns to the kitchen, saying, "Jeez Cook, how much money do Sid make from the machinery dealership he runs. He don't never tip"
Cook sighs."More than his farm."
Milly goes back out with the dishrag.
Donny: "I hate that Wheat board. I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind."
Fred: "In these elections, I'm gonna fight hard for change."
Xavier: "Me, too. Boy we need to get rid of them. Theyre gonna hear about how they screw up when that Wistart Turd comes to town wanting my vote."
Reginald: "Here comes the Wheat board candidate"
ROF (rest of farmers): all mumble, bitch, groan and complain under their breath.
Sanders Wistart III stomps in: "Look you guys, I'm running as CWB direstor. So vote for me. Everyone will get equal" "Nobody and I mean nobody will get more than you get."
ROF cheer. All wring hands. Shake his hand. All lean forward to listen to his every word. "Milllllly, coffee"
Sanders Wistart III: "Im buying coffee for everyone."
ROF cheer. All lean forward to eagerly listen to his every word. Smiling.
Sid: "I get a malt contract first , won't I? I'm busy and important"
Sanders Wistart III: "I think we can work something out, but I need to get elected first. Maybe you could arrange for some of my advertising, pal."
Sid: "I can do that, Sands. I'll look after all of it for you.I'll pay for it boys, I'll pay for all your shares. Times is tough. "Milllllly, coffee"
ROF: All mumble, bitch, groan and complain under their breath. All wring hands. Shake his hand. "Milllllly, coffee"
Sanders Wistart III; "Cut me a cheque for the advertising Sid, and I'll have 'Friendly of the Bored' work on it since you you're busy making money. Unless of course, you can't afford it?" smilingly, he slowly leans over and turns off coffee switch.
Sid: " Uh, yup, of course I can. I make more money from my grain than all my neighbors put together." Here's a cheque. "Milllllly, coffees empty"
Sanders Wistart III pays Milly and he and Sid leave together.
ROF: "Now he's got my vote. He bought my coffee" "Good guy"
mumbling, talking
"Everyone gets the same."
laughing, smiling
" I didn't have to pay for his advertising either. Is that Sid ever stupid."
ROF leave.
Milly clears table, makes fresh coffee and yells,: "Hey Cook, forty eight days straight with no tip. Gonna be a another record coming up"
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