Listerine sales reach all time high

[JDGreen]

On another note listerine sales have skyrocketed due to the fact it helps relieve the awful stench of vomit from ones mouth after reading the CWB Pros

[parsley]

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome,extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered.

He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,

"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...

on one condition..."


Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....



































"Clean my house."

[boarderbloke]

lol, nice one pars, I thought for sure your punch line would be, "rub my feet" ! You know how it is when a womans been at work all day and shes wearing nylons with her feet stuck in those plastic lined pumps! (even if they have leather on the outside) eeeekk!!!!