I saw on the news last night that ATCO is requesting that the Alberta Utilities board allow them to raise prices for natural gas 45%! They cite rising costs as the reason they need this increase.
That got me thinking how nice for ATCO! I think I will write my MLA, Klein, and MacClellan and request a 45% increase in my cow welfare check, citing rising costs as a justification for more money! Now lets see...instead of $180/cow I should get $261/cow? Well that looks a little better, doesn't it? Oh and I'm afraid I might need a further increase in a month or two as my costs keep rising thanks to the likes of ATCO, REA, Telus, Wawanesa, Esso etc.! Maybe it is time we had a Cow Welfare Board to rubber stamp our demands for more money?
That got me thinking how nice for ATCO! I think I will write my MLA, Klein, and MacClellan and request a 45% increase in my cow welfare check, citing rising costs as a justification for more money! Now lets see...instead of $180/cow I should get $261/cow? Well that looks a little better, doesn't it? Oh and I'm afraid I might need a further increase in a month or two as my costs keep rising thanks to the likes of ATCO, REA, Telus, Wawanesa, Esso etc.! Maybe it is time we had a Cow Welfare Board to rubber stamp our demands for more money?
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