Want to live like a liberal....

[ivbinconned]

from the Westernstandard

Want to live like a Liberal? Then vote Conservative

Monday, 29 March 2004
Mark Steyn


I've met Stephen Harper just the once, and nothing he said on that occasion was memorable. It hardly ever is. In fact, the only thing I remember about it is that he broke off the conversation because he wanted to telephone his kids and say goodnight to them. We were both far from home. "Maybe I should phone my kids," I thought as he wandered off. "If they still remember who I am... And if I can find the bit of paper with their names on..."

In his victory speech, as is now traditional, Harper also said nothing memorable, except for a bit toward the end where he said that the worst thing about the campaign trail was that he'd missed his children. I've no doubt that many of the press corps in the room rolled their eyes and cynically sneered at what they took for faux Hallmark boilerplate. Jean Chretien, after all, passed himself off as "da liddle guy" for 40 years and never was. It was always about connections, working the Rolodex, calling in favours... In The Toronto Star in 1997, James Travers shared with readers a telling vignette of a day in the life of Jean Chretien. He's in an elevator at the National Gallery of Canada with Bill Clinton, Jim Blanchard (US Ambassador in Ottawa) and Andre Desmarais, husband of Chretien's daughter France and heir to Quebec's PowerCorp, the largest shareholder in TotalFinaElf, Saddam's favourite oil company.

"France certainly married well," says Blanchard.

"Andre married well," says Chretien.

Well, I'm sure those crazy kids love each other, but there's something faintly creepy about this exchange--it sounds like dialogue from some BBC costume drama in which a bunch of crowned heads stand around congratulating themselves on the adroitness of their arranged marriages.

So when political columnists bemoan Harper's lack of star quality, they're mistaking a great asset for a defect. "Star quality" in showbiz means you can do something--sing, dance, look great in the nude scenes. Star quality in politics usually indicates nothing other than a weird obsession with one's own indispensability--think of Brian Tobin's farewell press conference. For a true conservative, politics should never be all consuming. The purpose of conservative politics is to free the citizen to get on with the more important stuff--family, home, fishing, stamp-collecting. Harper's sense of proportion is the best thing about him, and not just when compared to Paul Martin, a man whose entire life has been dedicated to making himself Prime Minister apparently without giving a single thought to what he'd do once he got the job.

But what makes Harper remarkable is the way this unassuming public personality goes hand in hand with what's either unbelievable political luck or a strategic genius. So what if he never says anything memorable? It's what a guy does when he stops talking that counts, and by that measure Harper is an amazing man. In the most understated unobtrusive way, he's accomplished all that the flashier, noisier types set out to do and failed. He's united Canada's nonleftist opposition parties, and under his command. To do this, he defeated an incumbent Alliance leader, out-maneuvered a PC leader, and saw off a glamorous challenger. Even more impressively, as a concession to the Albertophobes of the old Tory rump he allowed the leadership contest to be rigged so that 25% of the vote went to Quebec, where there are only 127 Conservative Party members, 83 of them cadavers from the Gasp‚ and the remainder under-gardeners at the Mulroney mansion signed up en masse by Belinda's minders. That's a 007-level card-player: Harper lets them stack the deck and he still wins, and wins big.

The result is that Harper and his caucus look like the Canada the Liberals are supposed to stand for: young and "diverse." The Liberals, meanwhile, look like groggy old hacks who've fallen in their own vomit: Adscam, Flagscam, Crownscam, Gunscam, Coppscam, Softwood lumbscam, Adrienne Clarkscam, Alphonso Scammiano, Canada Scamships, Earnscam, Shawiniscam, Auberge Grandscam, Viascam, the Royal Scamadian Mounted Police, and a few others I may have forgotten. O Scamada, we scam on guard for thee. As Popeye would say, swabbing the deck of a Bermuda-flagged Paul Martin container, "I scam what I scam!"

Having embarked on an ill-advised Stalinist purge, Paul Martin now finds himself in the insane position of running against the last 11 years of Paul Martin government, which he characterizes as "cronyism," "waste and management." After blithely signing the cheques for a regime where it's Scamadan all year round, he's now insisting he's the new broom and he's going to sweep clean. Pay no attention to the fact that he was in charge of the broom cupboard for the last ten years. As deputy janitor, he was far too important to know what was going on, no matter that much of it involved his aides, his associates, and companies to which he had close ties. It's makeover time, and he's the Clear Eye for the Grit Guy. He'll clear up but he won't clear out.

Even the Liberals may have difficulty selling this one. If the party loses seats in both Quebec (which seems highly likely) and Ontario (which seems possible), they're looking at minority government or worse. The trick for Harper is to make the battle one of competence rather than ideology. For example, it's hard for the Liberals to argue that there's nothing wrong with Canadian healthcare that can't be solved by throwing more money at it. The response to that is: Return the money paid out for PR work that was never done, for flags that were never made, for Aline Chretien lunches expensed to the Development Bank of Canada, for vexatious RCMP investigations into Chretien's political enemies. The Liberals have had money to burn--literally so, in the case of the Auberge Grand-Mere. And when we've allocated all that to MRI scammers--sorry, scanners - then we'll see whether we need any more. The Conservatives might usefully commission one of those dot-matrix displays of whirring numbers the American debt-fetishists used to put up in the Eighties: How many billions of dollars have the Liberals wasted on their various boondoggles? Even if you believe in the Liberal Party state (as distressingly large numbers of Canadians do), it's clear the Liberal Party can't be entrusted to run it.

And why should the big shots care? What all these scams have in common is the way Canada's ruling class--i.e., the Liberal Party--is not bound by Liberal policies. You have to give up half your earnings to the government; Paul Martin is able to arrange things so that Canada Steamships doesn't have to. Your standard of living has been so reduced that you can no longer afford to travel abroad and are thus obliged to take the Liberals at their word when they say Canada is "the greatest country in the world." But you have to pay for John Ralston Saul to maintain his lead as the most traveled vice regal consort in the Commonwealth.

Harry Truman used to say, "If you want to live like a Republican, vote for a Democrat." Stephen Harper could do worse than re-tool the line for Canada: If you want to live like a Liberal, vote for a Conservative.

[cowman]

I suspect Stephen Harper is a rare breed of politician...a man of integrity! Now I'm not saying he is a completely adroit politician...he's definitely made some slips! Like his comments about David Orchard and the east coast. But the fact is David Orchard was no way a conservative? And the whole thing about the east coast is how did they get in the position they are in? Well they got screwed by the golden triangle and that is the truth! Anyone who knows Maritimers knows they work very hard(and party even harder!) and they want to get ahead? How many are in the oil patch in Alberta? They are very hard working industrious boys!
The one thing I don't like about Harper is his complete love for the Americans? Looking at the Iraq situation today, and the future, I believe Chretien did the right thing...maybe one of the few things he ever did that was right?

[ivbinconned]

Cowman; don't ever think that Chretien ever took a position out of some reach for high moral principle. His son in law is connected to a french oil company that was doing bussiness with Sadam. The following artical is long but but revealing!

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Chirac's War for Oil

By Jamie Glazov
FrontPageMagazine.com | April 16, 2004
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=13021

Frontpage Interview has the pleasure to have Kenneth Timmerman, author of the new book The French Betrayal of America, as its guest today.

A senior writer at Insight Magazine, Mr. Timmerman has spent twenty years reporting on Europe and the Middle East. He is also the author of Preachers of Hate: Islam and the War on America . Visit his website at www.KenTimmerman.com.

FP: Mr. Timmerman welcome back to Frontpage Interview, it is a pleasure to have you with us again.

Timmerman: Thanks, Jamie. Frontpage is one of the rare bright spots in today's media, which is dominated by the centers of spin.

FP: President Bush's critics say Iraq was a war for oil. You seem to agree, but in your new book, you claim that war was being waged by French president Chirac. Could you explain this to our readers?

Timmerman: If you read the French press, or the glowing accounts of Chirac's opposition to the U.S. effort to build an international coalition to oust Saddam Hussein that appeared here in America, you might actually believe that the French were standing on principle.

I reveal that Chirac was defending something quite different when he sent his erstwhile foreign minister, Dominique de Villepin, around the world to buy votes against America at the United nations. Chirac was determined to maintain Saddam Hussein in power so that two extraordinarily lucrative oil contracts, negotiated by the French, could go into effect. Very little has been written about this until now.

The deals were negotiated separately by CFP Total and by Elf Aquitaine during the mid to late 1990s. At the time, both companies were state-controlled. They have since been privatized and combined into the world’s second largest oil giant, TotalFinalElf.

Through my sources, I obtained a copy of one of these contracts. It spans 154 pages, and grants the French exclusive right to exploit one of Iraq’s largest oil fields at Nahr al-Umar for a period of twenty years. Under the deal, the French were given 75% of the revenue from every barril of oil they extracted – 75%! That is absolutely stunning. Not even during the pre-OPEC days were foreign oil operators granted such extravagant terms.

I discussed the contract with an independent oil analyst, Gerald Hillman, who estimated that during the first seven years alone, it would earn the French around $50 billion. Elf-Aquitaine negotiated a virtually identical deal with Saddam to expand the gigantic Majnoon oil field as well. Put together, those two deals were worth $100 billion to the French. That’s 100 billion good reasons for Mr. Chirac to keep Saddam in power.

FP: The contracts were dependent on Saddam?

Timmerman: That’s correct, although I am sure the French are trying to put pressure on the Iraqi Governing Council to honor these scandalously corrupt deals.

Because of the United Nations sanctions, the French were allowed to do some initial scoping out work on the oil fields, but they couldn’t begin actual production until the sanctions were lifted. So this was a clear quid pro quo. As Hillman told me, what the French were saying in this contract was very simple: “We will help you get the sanctions lifted, and when we do that, you give us this.” And that is precisely what the French were trying to do at the UN. I’ve called these $100 billion deals from Saddam to Chirac the largest bribe ever paid in history. It was Chirac’s War for Oil.

FP: Were there personal payoffs to President Chirac? Your book portrays him as shockingly corrupt, but what’s the proof?

Timmerman: Most American newspapers hardly ever write about France, so Americans have no idea that Mr. Chirac was on the verge of being indicted by an investigative magistrate in 1999 on corruption charges. Never before in French history had a sitting president been under such assault from the legal system, which traditionally has been under the boot of the ruling party.

That particular case involved Mr. Chirac’s alleged misuse of public funds during his 18 years as Mayor of Paris, where he established an extensive system of political patronage grafted to a national political party. Among the schemes that came to light, which I detail in my book, were kickbacks Chirac’s party demanded from contractors on virtually every public works contract – right down to maintenance contracts in the public schools!

Chirac’s party wasn’t alone in this; indeed, virtually everyone from the Communists to the Far Right benefited from similar schemes. But clearly, Mr. Chirac was deeply involved on a very personal level in organizing the clandestine financing of his political party.

There’s one great scene I describe in my book, which came to light during these court cases, where a visitor allegedly brings Chirac and his chief of staff a suitcase full of cash. Chirac is in his office in the palatial Paris town hall, and opens a door to reveal a safe built into the wall. It just so happens that the safe is located in the private toilet in his office. So Chirac flushes the toilet to cover the noise as he dials the combination to the safe, just in case some political opponent has planted a listening device inside his office.

There’s another scene I describe in the scene, where a well-known arms dealer arrives in Geneva from Baghdad, carrying the torn half of a $1 bill. Under instructions from Saddam Hussein, he meets with an Iraqi government employee, then goes down to the UBS bank, where they withdraw several million dollars in cash. Later, at a pre-arranged meeting place, an emissary for a prominent French politician arrives. “You’d never ask their name, they’d never ask you your name,” the arms dealer told me. “You have half of the dollar, and he has half of the dollar. You match the serial numbers and make the exchange. That was how it worked.”

There have long been rumors that Chirac financed his RPR party with cash from Saddam Hussein, but no one has ever come forward with material evidence to substantiate the claim. If my arms dealer source is accurate – and I believe he is – we now know why. Cash payments are by nature untraceable.

FP: Can the United States ever trust the French again -- after all they did last year to muster an anti-American coalition vs. Saddam?

Timmerman: Mr. Chirac has shown through his behavior that France is no longer the ally that it once was. I am heartened by the change of foreign minister. Dominique de Villepin, whose theatrical silliness and weird obsession with Napolean I profile in the book, has gone on to greener pastures; as Interior Minister, he now runs the French counter-espionage service and their secret police. The new foreign minister, Michel Barnier, is much more low key, and will focus on Europe more than America.

He has stated that he will try to repair relations with the United States. But from all the U.S. diplomats and senior Bush administration people I’ve spoken with recently about this, I think the key phrase is “Trust, but verify.” The French have a lot of work to do to demonstrate that they won’t stab us in the back as they did last year at the United Nations.

This said, we don’t really need the French for much, unless the President decides he must return to the United Nations. Going to war without France is like going deer-hunting without an accordeon.

FP: What is it about the French do you think that makes them so predisposed to admiring anti-American dictators and mass-murderers like Saddam Hussein?

Timmerman: I think the problem, to paraphrase Condi Rice’s recent testimony, is structural. The French Socialist economy has spawned vast state-owned enterprises that are unable to compete in a free, fair market. To maintain the socialist welfare state, with its ten to twelve percent unemployment rates, the French desperately need to cut backdoor deals with dictators and authoritarian states. Hence, their current fondness for the mullahs in Tehran, and the Chinese communists.

Iraq was a special case. I was invited in the late 1980s to visit the Iraqi Army staff college, and was surprised when I saw a plaque donated to the college by visiting French general Pierre-Marie Gallois, the “father” of the French strategic nuclear force. Many in the French Gaullist elite saw in Saddam Hussein an Iraqi De Gaulle, a fellow spirit: someone willing to stand up to superpowers, and take his country on a “third way.” That third way, of course, led directly through Paris, in opposition to Washington.

One of our biggest problems as we go forward with France will be the safeguard of our nuclear weapons secrets. I tell the story in my book of our extensive nuclear weapons cooperation with France, and end with a question: should U.S. taxpayers continue to subsidize the French nuclear weapons establishment?

My answer is a clear, resounding: No.