I had just picked up my new 2006 GMC
Yukon Denali late last week and had to
return it to the dealer the Tuesday complaining
that I couldn't figure out how to work the radio.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice-activated.
"Watch this!" he said. "Nelson!"
The radio replied "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and immediately
On The Road Again came from the speakers.
I drove away happy and, for the next few days,
every time I'd say Beethoven I'd get beautiful classical music.
If I said Beatles, I'd get one of their classics.
Today, a couple ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new Denali.
I swerved in time to avoid them.
"ASSHOLES!" I yelled.
Immediately, the French National Anthem started to play,
sung by Paul Martin, backed up by Belinda Stronach, with Jean Chretien on guitar,
Ann Maclellan on drums and Adrian Clarkson playing the keyboard.
The anthem was immediately followed by their version of
Take The Money and Run!
Yukon Denali late last week and had to
return it to the dealer the Tuesday complaining
that I couldn't figure out how to work the radio.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice-activated.
"Watch this!" he said. "Nelson!"
The radio replied "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and immediately
On The Road Again came from the speakers.
I drove away happy and, for the next few days,
every time I'd say Beethoven I'd get beautiful classical music.
If I said Beatles, I'd get one of their classics.
Today, a couple ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new Denali.
I swerved in time to avoid them.
"ASSHOLES!" I yelled.
Immediately, the French National Anthem started to play,
sung by Paul Martin, backed up by Belinda Stronach, with Jean Chretien on guitar,
Ann Maclellan on drums and Adrian Clarkson playing the keyboard.
The anthem was immediately followed by their version of
Take The Money and Run!
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