Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in Nepean who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Pembroke and one of my sisters, who lives in Petawawa, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters who
are prostitutes in Smith Falls I have two brothers. One is currently serving
a non-parole life sentence in Kingston for murder of a teenage boy in 1994.
The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand
Center on charges of neglecting his three children. I have recently become
engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Hull and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited, however, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and, hopefully, the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing
her into the family, and of course, I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who voted Liberal?
Signed, Worried About My Reputation
I am a crack dealer in Nepean who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Pembroke and one of my sisters, who lives in Petawawa, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters who
are prostitutes in Smith Falls I have two brothers. One is currently serving
a non-parole life sentence in Kingston for murder of a teenage boy in 1994.
The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand
Center on charges of neglecting his three children. I have recently become
engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Hull and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited, however, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and, hopefully, the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing
her into the family, and of course, I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who voted Liberal?
Signed, Worried About My Reputation