Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb
?OKLAHOMA CITY—In an effort to provide all developing fetuses in the state with a thorough grounding in Judeo-Christian values, a new bill was signed into law Tuesday that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every womb in Oklahoma. “With this landmark law mandating the Ten Commandments be hung on every pregnant woman’s uterine wall, Oklahoma pushes back against attempts to secularize our wombs,” said Gov. Kevin Stitt, explaining that the law will order healthcare providers to install the clearly visible intrauterine religious doctrine as soon as possible after conception, with both women and their doctors being subject to fines for failure to comply. “As a foundational text, the Ten Commandments have played a profound role in the way our society handles women and pregnancy. This law merely acknowledges that. If the virtues that Oklahomans hold dear are to thrive moving forward, then it’s important that God’s law as revealed to Moses be the first thing our embryos see when they develop eyes.” At press time, several pregnant Oklahoma residents had reportedly died due to complications arising from the posting of the Ten Commandments.
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?OKLAHOMA CITY—In an effort to provide all developing fetuses in the state with a thorough grounding in Judeo-Christian values, a new bill was signed into law Tuesday that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every womb in Oklahoma. “With this landmark law mandating the Ten Commandments be hung on every pregnant woman’s uterine wall, Oklahoma pushes back against attempts to secularize our wombs,” said Gov. Kevin Stitt, explaining that the law will order healthcare providers to install the clearly visible intrauterine religious doctrine as soon as possible after conception, with both women and their doctors being subject to fines for failure to comply. “As a foundational text, the Ten Commandments have played a profound role in the way our society handles women and pregnancy. This law merely acknowledges that. If the virtues that Oklahomans hold dear are to thrive moving forward, then it’s important that God’s law as revealed to Moses be the first thing our embryos see when they develop eyes.” At press time, several pregnant Oklahoma residents had reportedly died due to complications arising from the posting of the Ten Commandments.
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