Trump Scraps Aluminium Tariffs Over Tin Foil Hat Prices

[chuckChuck]

Trump Scraps Aluminium Tariffs After MAGA Voters Voice Concerns Over Tin Foil Hat Prices



Donald Trump has backflipped on plans to introduce tariffs on aluminium imports, after a large group of his supporters pointed out that it would make it more expensive to buy hats that protect them from the electromagnetic wave spectrum and liberal-funded mind control.

MAGA supporter John Phillips said that according to research he had carried out on Truth Social, aluminium foil made up 118% of the materials used to make protective anti-mind control headwear.

“If these tariffs are implemented, tin foil hat prices will go up, many regular Americans won’t be able to afford them, and we’ll be susceptible to chemtrail-based vaccine mind experiments from the Chinese Government. And lizards. And I don’t need to tell you the impact that will have on fluoride levels in our water supply”.
Trump said he would remove the tariffs and provide additional funding for the production of Make America Great Again tin foil hats.

[goalieguy847]

Lol. Now this one is funny.
well played , chuck.

[chuckChuck]

Thanks. Its from an Australian site with a wicked sense of humour.

[url]https://theshovel.com.au/2025/02/14/trump-scraps-aluminium-tariffs-after-maga-voters-voice-concerns-over-tin-foil-hat-prices/[/url]

[chuckChuck]

DEI Programs Criticised After Emotionally Deficient, ****wit Man-Baby Promoted to President



The spread of Diversity Equity and Inclusion (DEI) programs in the US continues to cause controversy, after it was revealed an orange-skinned man-baby who was born without any empathy, charm, humility or emotional intelligence was allowed to become President.
The 78-year-old man, who has a criminal record and has regularly been accused of sexual assault, is also said to belong to the “I’ve been bankrupt six times” community, a minority group in the US that has traditionally been under-represented in the workplace.


It is believed the White House implemented the DEI program in order to address the historic under-representation of convicted felons in senior positions.
“When you look at the list of people who have held the position of President, there’s not a single one who has a criminal record. Nor have there been any who identify as orange. I think it’s significant that we’ve been able to redress that imbalance,” a White House spokesperson said.